Every seagull is important.
Ktz FW 13
Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry we don’t serve bacteria.” The bacteria says “We’re allowed to be here, we’re staph.”
wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life
a giant billboard with a man in a beige suit, leaning forward, smiling smugly. next to him, in giant times new roman font, is written ‘INJURIES?’ there is no number to call. there is no name listed